You know, Two Face really just didn't get the credit he deserved in the newest installment of the Batman franchise. You may notice the site is eerily absent of any “Dark Knight” review, but you know why that is? My father (Oldscool, real cool dad!) called dibs on the review and has spent his time walking around the house in his underwear, floating around like some sort of ethereal, intangible presence. I like it just as much as yourself, intrepid reader.

That being said, The Dark Knight needs no review. It is not a movie that is up for a generic, elementary school grade to take home to its dark parents. No, it is an experience that is to be enjoyed for what it is, much like “Snakes on a plane” it isn't so much a movie as it is an experience. High praise from this critical asshat. Someone so critical they found Snakes On a Plane amusing.

With all that aside, I will begin a small segment in my write ups called “Links my friend Ray gave me” and to kick things off with a start, we have Exhibit A – A piglet with a monkeys face.